Remember when we told you Vice Presidential candidate/major fail Sarah Palin was coming to Woodside to show off her pretty legs, or whatever? Gave you the location, date, time, and everything? Well, the luncheon has, sadly, been canceled. Our pals over at Daily Kos sent us word this afternoon. The McCain camp blames a scheduling conflict, but, really, this just goes to show you how little GOP cares about the Golden State. What else is......

LiveJournal user Jameth is asking readers to send him to Sarah Palin's Woodside Luncheon, happening on Thursday, Sept. 25th, in Woodside (SFist's official off-site headquarters. What?) at Tom Siebel's pad. And he needs your money, folks. What will your hard-earned money get him, you ask? Well, $1,000 will get him a moose burger and a glass of Tang, and for an extra $1,500 he'll get a McCain-Palin pin. So, if you feel like sending him......

Look what little SFist found waiting patiently in the inbox. Sadly, we cannot afford a seat, but, oh my God, won't someone please take us with them as their date? Behold: We are thrilled to have our superlative Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in the Bay Area two weeks from today, Thursday, Sept. 25th for Lunch in Woodside. This will be the perfect and probably only opportunity to meet and visit with her before......