We received three urgent text messages since 9 a.m. this morning from SFAlert, claiming that "the National Weather Service reports/updated a High Wind Watch for the San Francisco area." Strange. We see no blustery weather or airborne British nannies in the distance. Anyway, just a weather warning, y'all.......

It's a freaking typhoon out there, and Muni wants you to wait 30 minutes for a bus. And then when it comes, it comes in threes! Just like celebrity deaths! Another jorb well done, Muni.......

In keeping with today's weather/music theme, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Patti LuPone. And her hair. Seeing as how this has been the only SFalert for the past 3.5 months or so, we thought it was worth mentioning. There was a high wind watch alert warning just issued. A High Wind Watch is issued when sustained winds exceeding 40 mph and/or frequent gusts over 60 mph are likely to develop in the next 24 to 48......