On February 19, Ed Jew's current attorney, Stuart Hanlon, will, ahem, "ask a judge to throw out the federal criminal case against the ex-San Francisco supervisor." You know, his case of bribery, mail fraud, and extortion? Yes, that one. Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it, Ed. You are San Francisco's very own Britney. We don't get you, but we're fascinated by your thought process, or lack thereof.......

On February 23rd, Kink.com opened the doors to the armory and let five lucky winners of the Kink.com golden ticket to see the wonders what the armory had in store. Let's just say this: "Oopma Loompas in bondage gear." No, they opened the doors to everyone and anyone who wanted to check things out. So Friend of SFist, Nathan, sent along his photos for us to post....

In 2000 when the Examiner and Chron merged and the Examiner was sold off, everyone was sure that the Examiner was not long for this newspaper world, especially after its disastrous beginning. Now, almost five years later, the Examiner is way past not dead yet. In fact, the Examiner has sired a spawn. In February, Washington D.C. will have their very own version of the Ex, as the brand-spanking-new Washington Examiner will debut. ...