Car break-in victim's note: "Please do not break me one more time, Thank you"

yo dude! I just officialy met you this year
but you've been a pretty
cool dude, ese! ITS
A GOOD THING you DONT
JUDGE People OR eLse U'D THiNK IM a CRack
Head... YeaH... Happy
val'z. Day!

-- THaT
Crazy
BiTCH,
MaRia O.
ese!

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Thanks, Lady K, for sending this our way via Flickr! Here's what she said: "Just a friendly neighbor complaint about parking on Albion near 16th. That is one block that I wouldn't want to mess with my neighbors. They may blow up your car with their meth lab."

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This one reads like its straight off of Passive-Agressive Notes, although it's of a much more subtle caliber than this one.

SFist reader CD found this note on his door, written by his neighbors. CD pointed out that the marathon-runners were so concerned about their precious sleep that they neglected to even ask for a pledge. We imagine their voices to sound something like the passive-aggressive voice of the boss in Office Space.

As I mentioned a few weeks ago (to _______ at least), we have been training for the SF marathon to raise money for the AIDS Foundation. The marathon takes place this morning (early) on July 29th.

We would really appreciate it if you could be quiet over the weekend, so that we can sleep/rest before race-day.

This letter was found in 2004 by SFist reader smallerdemon. It was posted near a window of a downtown bookstore that had books by black authors on display.

Some Thoughts

Is it my hyper-sensitive poverty of imagination or is your book display "racially" segregated? Are you trying to make the window resemble the community? --

How radical would it be to mix it up?

Ms. Alex __________