KRON 4's two bestest fag-hags (Catherine Heenan, Jan Wahl) and Donna Sachet inexplicably managed to do a decent job covering this year's LGBT Pride Parade. (Bonus points go to field reporter Henry Tenenbaum who didn't know how to pronounce Kamala Harris' name, must to her disgust.) But, of course, their coverage focused on blindly happy, newly married queer couples and their doomed -- doomed, we say! -- children. Gross. But! Here are the totally NSFW......

(Image at right goes out to all of the female-loving ladies and real men out there. You're welcome.) What with Pride Weekend flouncing around the corner, here a few things to do this weekend. Have fun, gays! TONIGHT Charlie Horse: No Pride No Shame, tonight, 10 p.m., The Cinch (poofters dressed as women) Planet Big, tonight, 9 p.m., The Stud (high-caloric-intake pride) SATURDAY 16th Annual Dyke March: Saturday, 3 pm, (march at 7 pm),......

Photo by Katy German Aside from Juanita More's party at Bambuddha Lounge, the Frameline Film Fest, KRON4 fag hag Jan Wahl's coverage of the parade, the meth cloud that will hover above Beck's Motor Lodge, and the bittersweet tang of buried shame rising to the surface, we can't say we're looking forward to this month's melee. We're just that cool. Or bitter. Or both. What about you, San Franciscans? Any plans for the big......

You know you've made it in San Francisco as a marginalized group when you start getting in fights with other marginalized groups -- so a local bisexual advocacy/social group is under fire for their policies excluding certain transgender persons. Namely, the Chasing Amy Social Club (which you may remember from Gay Pride this year, complaining about the lack of bi visibility at the Pride Parade) has gotten called out by local literary doyenne and transgender......

It's the Gay Pride Parade! Since you can't watch it on TV anymore anyways, just drag your sorry self out of bed and head anywhere on Market Street between the Embarcadero and Civic Center. Watching it on a webcast just won't be the same! The party goes on at Civic Center from noon to 6. $5 donation to get in. Other events (are there really any other events besides Pride today?): --Frameline's finishing up!......

Timed to hit Gay Pride Month, it's San Francisco's favorite GLBT film fest Frameline! Frameline's got the usual lowdown of domestic and foreign movies, thoughtful documentaries, arty shorts, and of course, p0rn. Yay! Oh -- and -- a movie about the Mr. Int'l Bear Competition, described as "Spellbound meets large hairy men." Yay! (What won't be showing -- a short film pulled as transphobic, in response to community concerns.) Frameline runs from Thursday June 14......

We'll admit to a bias (yes, only one, ha ha) and say that Dykes on Bikes is always our favorite part of the San Francisco Gay Pride parade. We can't help it, but there's something about them that gives us goosebumps and makes us a little teary (and we're neither a dyke nor a cyclist, so that ain't it). We love those dykes and their bikes, and are annoyed by the continued refusal of......