We're back from vacation! Number of heartfelt thank yous from us!: One! Thanks, SFist Mary, for covering for us last week! We're bummed we missed the Vanessa Prada turban, though. Number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 57. Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 8 (including one awesome picture by C.Big of George Shultz with Naomi Campbell. It's probably too much to hope for that Naomi Campbell swatted the tiger tattoo......

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 58. Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 12. (There's a big party for the Legion of Honor's "Masterpieces of French Jewelry" show with all the Swells A names, along with Ross Mirkarimi and a bunch of Asian-Americans at a party for Norm Mineta.) Minority count: 24.1% (14). Getty v. Traina: 3-4 (not counting multiple mentions. Counting every mention, it's 11-8, with Dede and......

More balletomania! We've read so much coverage of the 74th SF ballet opening night gala, we're starting to expect to see ourselves in these pictures! Number of people pictured in this week's Swells society columns: 48. Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 4 (Dededededededededede, the Shultzes, and Michela Alioto-Pier). Minority count: 4 (approx. 10%). Getty v. Traina: Again, a pity Gavin Newsom is in Davos -- Dede Wilsey again crushes the competition in favor......

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells: 83. Total number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 5 (Carole Shorenstein Hays, and the Emerson String Quartet, which count for 4.) Minority count: 7 (about 8%). Getty v. Traina: 0-1. Congratulations on your wedding, Trevor Traina! Number of hats: 1. Number of horses: 2. Number of female Iron Chefs: 1. Height of the mini-home designed by super home builder Bob Flury as a steeplechase......