<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[breasts - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>breasts - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:58:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/breasts/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Flashback: The Risqué Gavin Newsom Photo That Stared Down His 2007 SF Mayoral Campaign]]></title><description><![CDATA[It was 15 years ago this week when this image brought scandal onto then-Mayor Gavin Newsom's reelection campaign. SFist investigates whether the image is even real, and who might have been behind its release.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2022/08/05/flashback-the-risque-gavin-newsom-photo-that-stared-down-his-2007-sf-mayoral-campaign/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62ed880e586b8f237b5867ce</guid><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gavin Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex scandal]]></category><category><![CDATA[scandals]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joe Kukura]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 21:31:08 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/2022/08/700.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/2022/08/700.jpg" alt="Flashback: The Risqué Gavin Newsom Photo That Stared Down His 2007 SF Mayoral Campaign"><p>It was 15 years ago this week when this image brought scandal onto then-Mayor Gavin Newsom's reelection campaign. SFist investigates whether the image is even real, and who might have been behind its release.</p><p>15 years ago this week, political attack ad mailers arrived in San Francisco mailboxes going after then-San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. But these were not just any political attack ad mailers. These anonymously sent flyers depicted an eye-popping Gavin-staring-at-boobs-dot-jpeg image of Newsom looking down the double-barrel of a woman’s neckline, at a time when <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/10/02/gavins_adventures_in_babysitting/">his womanizing habits</a> were an object of scrutiny.</p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card"><img src="https://img.sfist.com/2022/08/700-1.jpg" class="kg-image" alt="Flashback: The Risqué Gavin Newsom Photo That Stared Down His 2007 SF Mayoral Campaign"><figcaption>Image: Parts Unknown</figcaption></figure><p>This image released this week in 2007 has never been authenticated or verified as real. Nor has anyone ever taken credit for snapping the photograph. But it has lived on in <a href="https://sided.co/tobymcdonald/gavin-newsom-just-lifted-the-stay-at-home-order-in-california-despite-high-covid-case-numbers-does-this-prove-he-is-corrupt-as-all-hell">right-wing attacks</a> and <a href="https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2011/01/10/18668723.php">left wing attacks</a> on Newsom in the years since, despite its unreliable countenance. And who knows, it may rear its headlights again should Newsom ever <a href="https://sfist.com/2022/05/20/gavin-newsoms-presidential-ambitions-on-back-burner-says-he-has-sub-zero-interest-in-running-in-2024/">run for higher office</a>.</p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card"><img src="https://img.sfist.com/2022/08/rawImage.jpg" class="kg-image" alt="Flashback: The Risqué Gavin Newsom Photo That Stared Down His 2007 SF Mayoral Campaign"><figcaption>Image: Parts Unknown</figcaption></figure><p>That still photo was part of a larger flyer sent to households all over town (and a poorly designed one, at that) declaring “FRESH OUT OF REHAB” and ”NEWLY SINGLE &amp; READY TO SERVICE.” It listed the names of then-popular websites GavinWatch.com and <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20070812030026/http://www.gavinsucks.com/">GavinSucks.com</a>, though both of those sites <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/09/10/wasnt_us_either/">strongly denied any involvement</a> when asked by SFist at the time. </p><p>SFist was the <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/08/16/sophiagavin_jay/">first local news publication</a> to pick up on the flyer, though it had already been published on various Blogspot accounts, and on popular message boards of the day like Junto and SFWall. The flyer also says “call jim” and “/call eric” [sic]. When the Chronicle’s Matier &amp; Ross <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Matier-Ross-Newsom-hater-s-prank-didn-t-come-2504729.php">picked up the story a month later</a>, they noted that “The cards advise recipients to phone either 'Eric' or 'Jim' at two listed phone numbers - one belonging to the office of Newsom's campaign manager, Eric Jaye, and the other to the office of Jim Sutton, the mayor's campaign finance lawyer.” </p><p>Neither Jaye nor Sutton responded to SFist’s requests for comment in this article. But we did hear back from Jim Ross, who managed Newsom’s original 2003 mayoral campaign, and knows well the challenges posed by the, erm, “externalities” that Newsom’s off-court personal life posed for a political campaign.  </p><p>Ross tells SFist that he “spent a good chunk of his life” at the time “trying to make sure photos like the Getty mansion one, that type of thing, <em>didn’t happen</em>.” </p><p>That Getty mansion photo he refers to is seen below, and appeared in a September 2004 issue of Harper's Bazaar. It gives you a sense of the Newsom’s mid-2000s playboy persona that came to a head in 2007.</p><div align="center" style="width:100%; max-width:100%"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am once again thinking about this photo of Gavin Newsom and Kimberly Guilfoyle from their Vanity Fair photoshoot <a href="https://t.co/rT17ShmmnV">pic.twitter.com/rT17ShmmnV</a></p>&mdash; K (@kaylaxcx) <a href="https://twitter.com/kaylaxcx/status/1437989764100153348?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p><strong>MAYOR GAVIN NEWSOM’S LOTHARIO EXPLOITS IN 2007</strong></p><p>If you weren't here in 2007, I’m not sure I can explain to you the <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/09/10/what_happens_when_gavin_stops_being_polite_and_starts_getting_real/">magnitude of Mayor Gavin Newsom’s slutty reputation</a> in his first term as mayor. The year of Newsom’s reelection campaign started with a bombshell January revelation that he’d had an <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/AIDE-QUITS-AS-NEWSOM-S-AFFAIR-WITH-HIS-WIFE-IS-2652745.php">extramarital affair with his own campaign manager’s wife</a> Ruby Rippey-Tourk, whose spouse Alex Tourk had been Newsom's deputy chief of staff before being named reelection campaign manager in September 2006. News of this incident was reported here in the <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/01/31/holy_crap/">greatest SFist headline of all time</a>. </p><p>Yet <em>just one week </em>before, Newsom’s campaign was reeling from a separate scandal. SFist discovered that Newsom's press secretary Peter Ragone had been <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/01/25/gavins_sock_puppet/">posting sock puppet comments</a> in <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/01/30/sfistgate_online/">the SFist comments section</a> under <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/01/31/meet_john_nelson/">someone else’s name</a>, a scandal came to be known as <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/01/31/update_on_sfistgate/">SFistGate</a>.</p><p>But back to the sexy stuff! In the months following Newsom’s 2006 divorce from Kimberly Guilfoyle (<a href="https://sfist.com/2020/11/09/kim-guilfoyle-reportedly-offered-trump-donors-lap-dances-hot-tub-parties/">yes, her</a>), SFist had developed an <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/11/18/new_poll_pick_your_favorite_gavin_date/">obsession with Newsom’s very complicated dating life</a>. We even ran <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/05/14/gavin_girlfrien/">regularly updated power rankings</a> of how main or not-main each squeeze was on any given week. This was a different era!</p><p>There was <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/05/19/csi_plumpjack_cancelled/">Scientology-adjacent</a> <em>CSI: Miami</em> star <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/02/23/sofia_milos_newsom/">Sofia Milos</a>, reality TV personality <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/09/10/what_happens_when_gavin_stops_being_polite_and_starts_getting_real/">Erin Brodie</a>, the <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/10/02/gavins_adventures_in_babysitting/">clearly underage</a> but <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/10/14/brittanies_fake_id/">still alcohol drinking</a> <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/10/27/mountsome/">Brittanie Mountz</a>, and the eventual winner of the Bachelor Gavin sweepstakes <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/11/05/gavins_new_date/">Jen Siebel</a>. And as he cycled through, them it was an article of faith among SFist commenters (or at least those who were not Peter Ragone posting under someone else's name) the Newsom was doing a little cocaine here and there.</p><p>“I think he was kind of struggling with a lot of different things,” Ross tells us. “A divorce, the breakup of his marriage. The thing that people don’t realize his mom passed away in 2002, just weeks before he really started running for mayor.”</p><p>“There’s a lot of things he had to process at that time,” Ross adds. “He was kind of having that struggling that I think a lot of people go through when a marriage dissolves, and they’re kind of at loose ends with their personal life.”</p><p>Newsom did <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/02/05/today_on_as_the_gav_turns/">seek treatment for alcohol abuse</a> the week after the Tourk scandal broke. But as many commenters alleged, and was eventually <a href="https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article209176644.html">confirmed by the Sacramento Bee in 2018</a>, Newsom did not really go into rehab, and resumed drinking alcohol shortly thereafter.  </p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card"><img src="https://img.sfist.com/2022/08/pshop.jpg" class="kg-image" alt="Flashback: The Risqué Gavin Newsom Photo That Stared Down His 2007 SF Mayoral Campaign"></figure><p><strong>WAS THIS PHOTO EVEN REAL?</strong></p><p>This image proved extremely difficult to verify. The EXIF data is fundamentally useless, as the original photo was never released online. Every existing copy online is a scan of the paper ad that was mailed out in 2007. So the image data only tells you who scanned it, not who took it. </p><p>But among the political consultant class, there is a sense that yes, the image is real.</p><p>“There’s society photographers that shoot all those different society events,” Ross explains “It looks like one of those society photographers was taking photos in ‘burst mode’ and kind of caught something. I think it looks more salacious than it probably was.” </p><p>“It kind of looks like it was taken out of context,” Ross concludes.</p><figure class="kg-card kg-image-card"><img src="https://img.sfist.com/2022/08/GettyImages-73185350.jpg" class="kg-image" alt="Flashback: The Risqué Gavin Newsom Photo That Stared Down His 2007 SF Mayoral Campaign"><figcaption>SAN FRANCISCO - FEBRUARY 02: San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom looks over his shoulder during an event kicking off black history month February 2, 2007 in San Francisco, California. Mayor Newsom admitted to an affair with Ruby Rippey-Tourk, the wife of his re-election campaign manager Alex Tourk who resigned on January 31 after learning of the affair. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)</figcaption></figure><p><strong>GAVIN RE-ELECTED IN LANDSLIDE, PHOTO FAILS TO AFFECT RACE</strong><br></p><p>Three months after the image became public, Newsom was still easily reelected with a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_San_Francisco_mayoral_election">landslide 74% of the vote</a>. It certainly helped that Newsom's opponents were a cast of gag-candidate characters like <a href="https://sfist.com/2007/11/05/chicken_john_de/">Chicken John</a>, and Power Exchange bondage club owner Michael Powers. But that also tells you something. No credible contender thought Newsom was weak enough to defeat, despite the many, many scandals. </p><p>“His apology after the Alex Tourk thing broke was very effective,” Ross says. “The crisis communications playbook, that was done almost perfectly.”</p><p>“He apologized with as little information as possible, and then never talked about it,” according to Ross. “It was <em>the</em> news. It was the hottest story in town. Until a couple days later, when it wasn’t. And every once in a while, another piece of gossip would bubble up.”</p><p>“The thing about San Francisco is, the public’s perception of how well the city is doing is all tied to rent,” he continues. “If you look back to 2007, it was a couple years after the dot-com bubble burst. The real estate industry in San Francisco was still not doing that great. You could rent an apartment for a reasonable amount of money and not feel like you were going to get evicted, it was before the [tech] boom started in 2008 or 2009.”</p><p>“People were feeling pretty good about San Francisco, and that reflected onto Newsom,” Ross adds. “Jobs may have been a little bit scarce, but jobs have never been a No. 1 issue in San Francisco. Housing has always been the thing that really determines how people feel about how the city is going. People in 2007 felt pretty good about the direction of the city.”</p><p>“He was popular,” according  to Ross. “He polled pretty much throughout his entire mayoral term in the high 60s or low 70s in terms of popularity. Which is 20 points better than Ed Lee or Mayor London Breed.”</p><p>While the case of who released this photo has never been proven, what has been proven is that it was a swing and a miss. The attack ad did not hurt Gavin Newsom’s campaign in the slightest. In fact, it may have helped him more, by establishing what powerful Teflon quality the man has as a candidate. And if he’s eyeing a higher office, that’s something his opponents will need to stay abreast of.  </p><p><strong>Related: </strong><a href="https://sfist.com/2007/08/16/sophiagavin_jay/">Sophia:Gavin::Jayne:Boobies [SFist]</a></p><p>Image: Parts Unknown</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Photos: Topless Day Was A Flop In San Francisco [NSFW]]]></title><description><![CDATA[On Sunday, August 25th, San Francisco's edition of <a href="http://sfist.com/2013/08/21/national_go_topless_day_disrobes_th.php">National Go Topless Day</a> arrived on a sunny and humid day in Dolores...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2013/08/25/photos_national_go_topless_day_was/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242b3c44ad066cdcf65d72</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dolores Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><category><![CDATA[nudity]]></category><category><![CDATA[nudity ban]]></category><category><![CDATA[topless day]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Dalton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Aug 2013 16:45:04 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/08/GoToplessDay_SF_cover1-thumb-640xauto-805765.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2013/08/GoToplessDay_SF_cover1-thumb-640xauto-805765.jpg" alt="Photos: Topless Day Was A Flop In San Francisco [NSFW]"><p><br>
On Sunday, August 25th, San Francisco's edition of <a href="http://sfist.com/2013/08/21/national_go_topless_day_disrobes_th.php">National Go Topless Day</a> arrived on a sunny and humid day in Dolores Park. The event was billed as an opportunity for men to cover up their nipples and women to unbutton with impunity, all in the name of equal topless rights. (Which, again: going topless is perfectly legal in San Francisco.)</p>

<p>In a way, equality definitely happened this afternoon as only two female participants showed, their numbers perfectly matched by the two male participants who stripped down to their cutesy brassieres and knitted dong socks.</p>

<p>Meanwhile, in New York: the East Coast event <a href="http://gothamist.com/2013/08/25/nsfw_topless_women_marching_to_time.php">was better attended</a>. Los Angeles also had <a href="http://laist.com/2013/08/25/national_go_topless_day_2013.php#photo-1">a big topless turnout in Venice Beach</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Penthouse Club To Provide SF With Steak, Naked Breasts In 2012]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penthouse_(magazine)">Penthouse</a>, noted purveyor of labial entertainment, will bring "four-star dining" to San Francisco in early 2012 via the city's very own ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2011/12/06/penthouse_club_to_provide_sf_with_s/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242fc244ad066cdcf8b339</guid><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><category><![CDATA[bars]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[nightlife]]></category><category><![CDATA[restaurants]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[steak]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:15:42 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2011/12/Regis-Penthouse-san-francisco-thumb-640xauto-680225.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2011/12/Regis-Penthouse-san-francisco-thumb-640xauto-680225.jpg" alt="Penthouse Club To Provide SF With Steak, Naked Breasts In 2012"><p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">  </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penthouse_(magazine)">Penthouse</a>, noted purveyor of labial entertainment, will bring "four-star dining" to San Francisco in early 2012 via the city's very own Penthouse Club &amp; Steakhouse. While the exact space is not yet know, we're going to assume it's somewhere in North Beach (near the Hustler Club) or SOMA (what's up with Temple these days, anyway?). Huge Penthouse fans over at <a href="http://sanfrancisco.grubstreet.com/2011/12/enormous_new_penthouse_club_to.html">Grub Street</a> have more: "They say the space is 15,000 square feet, and the new, clearly enormous club will feature gourmet dining, deluxe bottle service, state of the art light and sound systems, as well as — yep — topless dancers and appearances by Penthouse Pets. If you're the kind of gentlemen who thinks this sounds intriguing, you can <a href="http://www.penthousesf.com/">sign up here</a> for updates."</p>

<p>And, according to the press release, the lighting will be fabulous. Work. Ahem: "Acclaimed lighting and interior designer David Chesal is overseeing the extensive multi-million dollar construction project. The award-winning designer has over 30 years of experience creating some of the world’s most captivating and elegant adult nightclubs and has been featured on Spike TV’s popular <em>Bar Rescue</em> design renovation show."</p>

<p>We'll have further updates the moment we <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/09/22/see_the_beauty_touch_the_magic_for.php">see the beauty and touch the magic</a> for ourselves. <br>
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[<a href="http://sanfrancisco.grubstreet.com/2011/12/enormous_new_penthouse_club_to.html">Grub</a>]</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Marin Breastfeeding Coalition's Latest Campaign Draws Looks]]></title><description><![CDATA[A group that bills itself as the <a href="http://www.co.marin.ca.us/depts/hh/main/hs/CHPS/BF/MBC.cfm">Marin Breastfeeding Coalition</a> has started an unusual campaign in Marin County to get women to ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2009/01/23/marin_breastfeeding_coalition/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24294d44ad066cdcf55fb0</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[breastfeeding]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[marin]]></category><category><![CDATA[milk]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:42:31 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/01/pct_bwdarwena24-thumb-640xauto-58268.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/01/pct_bwdarwena24-thumb-640xauto-58268.jpg" alt="Marin Breastfeeding Coalition's Latest Campaign Draws Looks"><p></p>

<p>A group that bills itself as the <a href="http://www.co.marin.ca.us/depts/hh/main/hs/CHPS/BF/MBC.cfm">Marin Breastfeeding Coalition</a> has started an unusual campaign in Marin County to get women to breastfeed their babies. In the next coming weeks, life-sized cardboard cutouts of woman breastfeeding will be put up across the North Bay, with cutouts of the making their debut this week at The Village shopping center in Corte Madera. (To check out images of the ads, go <a href="http://media.nbcbayarea.com/images/300*200/breastfeeding01.jpg">here</a> and <a href="http://media.nbcbayarea.com/images/300*450/breastfeeding03.jpg">here</a>.)</p>

<p>Lactation consultant and coalition member <a href="http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Lactating-Women-Getting-Second-Looks-in-Marin.html">Susan Martinelli had this to say</a>:  </p>

<blockquote>"Breastfeeding is recognized as the standard for infant feeding by all major health organizations ... milk provides the best nutritional, immunological and emotional nurturance for the normal growth and development of babies. No manufactured formula offers anything close."</blockquote>

<p>What's more, breastfeeding<a href="http://www.breastfeedyourwaythin.com/"> keeps you thin</a>. Or so we hear.</p>

<p>While this sounds like a nifty campaign -- although we must remember that not all babies can suck from their mother's tit, so no shame to the mommies out there who do not breastfeed -- it does have a disturbing disclaimer. Each cut-out figure has a sign that reads, "When breastfeeding is accepted, it won’t be noticed."</p>

<p>This just isn't going to happen. If you breastfeed in public YOU need to be okay with the occasional turn of the eyes. Really, you have your boob out and a baby attached to it, and although there's nothing wrong or unnatural about that, you will get looks. You will. That's just how men (and a few randy ladies) are.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's to Use Human Breast Milk]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sigh.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/09/23/peta_urges_ben_jerrys_to_use_human/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24281f44ad066cdcf4c4ac</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:37:35 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry183612_thumb-thumb-640xauto-32799.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry183612_thumb-thumb-640xauto-32799.jpg" alt="PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's to Use Human Breast Milk"><p>Sigh.</p>

<p>PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has asked Ben &amp; Jerry's to start <a href="http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html">using breast milk in their ice cream</a>. While it looks like nothing more than a vile publicity stunt (or as <a href="http://jameth.livejournal.com/5000253.html">Jameth</a> puts it, an  article), we'll let the letter PETA sent to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield speak for itself. <a href="http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=11993">Ahem</a>:</p>

<blockquote>September 23, 2008

<p>Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders</p>

<p>Ben &amp; Jerry's Homemade Inc.</p>

<p>Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,</p>

<p>On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.</p>

<p>Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.</p>
</blockquote><i>Onion</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Vandalism Report Card: Breasts, Eyes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Snapped up by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/57301170@N00/2782862865/">Octoferret</a>, this bit of amber graffiti is also a spooky optical illusion!]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/08/21/vandalism_report_card_breasts_eyes/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242e9444ad066cdcf81c58</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[graffiti]]></category><category><![CDATA[naked]]></category><category><![CDATA[vandalism]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:05:27 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry178040_thumb-thumb-640xauto-28838.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry178040_thumb-thumb-640xauto-28838.jpg" alt="Vandalism Report Card: Breasts, Eyes"><p>Snapped up by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/57301170@N00/2782862865/">Octoferret</a>, this bit of amber graffiti is also a spooky optical illusion!</p>

<p>GRADE: <strong>B-</strong></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Photo du Jour 86]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh my.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/24/photo_du_jour_8_7/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242a1944ad066cdcf5cb39</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><category><![CDATA[nude]]></category><category><![CDATA[protest]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scientology]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Cruise]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:29:50 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry153494_thumb-thumb-640xauto-198957.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry153494_thumb-thumb-640xauto-198957.jpg" alt="Photo du Jour 86"><p>Oh my.</p>

<p>Here we have a shot of a protester taken at Saturday's CoS protest at the Washington/Columbus/Montgomery intersection. Since we found it at <a href="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/70/Protestchan.jpg">encyclopediadramatica</a>, we have to ask: real or fake?</p>

<p>For all of you randy readers, the NSFW version, complete with visible areolas and such, can be found after the jump. Enjoy.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist Tonight]]></title><description><![CDATA[-- <em><a href="http://www.themarsh.org"><strong>The Breasts of Sherry Glaser</strong></a></em>: The protest-y <a href="http://www.sherryglaser.net/Home.html">Miss Glaser</a>'s comedy and peace activi...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/10/17/sfist_tonight_124/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242dc844ad066cdcf7a9a6</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[9/11]]></category><category><![CDATA[A Novel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bloody Marys]]></category><category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bottom of the Hill]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google]]></category><category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category><category><![CDATA[Happy Hour]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><category><![CDATA[protest]]></category><category><![CDATA[Red Vic]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rickshaw Stop]]></category><category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category><category><![CDATA[santa rosa]]></category><category><![CDATA[Say Hi]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Marsh]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Musical]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Velvet Teen]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Witch]]></category><category><![CDATA[tonight]]></category><category><![CDATA[Twin Towers]]></category><category><![CDATA[Your Mom]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:54:47 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-- <em><a href="http://www.themarsh.org"><strong>The Breasts of Sherry Glaser</strong></a></em>: The protest-y <a href="http://www.sherryglaser.net/Home.html">Miss Glaser</a>'s comedy and peace activism show runs the gamut from her unsheathed mammary glands to an interpretation of 9/11 and the Twin Towers falling down. Oh my. (Warning: audience participation will occur!) Starts at 7:30 p.m. at <a href="http://www.themarsh.org">The Marsh</a>; $10-15.</p>

<p>-- <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thevelvetteen"><strong>The Velvet Teen</strong></a>: The Velvet Teen rocks. <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2006-07-26/music/the-velvet-teen/">Hard and with perfection</a>. Because that's what they do in Santa Rosa. Be sure to see them tonight as they perform along with <a href="http://www.myspace.com/sayhitoyourmom">Say Hi (to Your Mom)</a> and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/theasides">the A-Sides</a>, starting at 9 p.m. at <a href="http://www.bottomofthehill.com">Bottom of the Hill</a>; $12. (All-ages show!)</p>

<p>-- <em><a href="http://www.colmafilm.com/"><strong>Colma: The Musical</strong></a></em> <strong>(2006)</strong>: This musical teaches us about a magical place in the Bay Area called Colma. Who knew?! Screens at 7:15 p.m. and 9:25 at the <a href="http://www.redvicmoviehouse.com/">Red Vic</a>; $5-8.50.</p>

<p>-- <a href="http://www.insidestorytime.com"><strong>The Final Inside Storytime--Halloween</strong></a>: Scary stores care of <a href="http://martaacosta.com/">Marta Acosta</a> (Happy Hour at Casa Dracula), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kadrey">Richard Kadrey</a> (Butcher Bird: A Novel of the Dominion), <a href="http://www.erikamailman.com/">Erika Mailman</a> (The Witch's Trinity), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Christian">M. Christian</a> (The Very Bloody Marys), and Daniel Heath (Scratch Fiction). Goes from 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. at <a href="http://rickshawstop.com">Rickshaw Stop</a>; sliding scale of $3-10. </p>

<p><em><strong>Update</strong>: Fine. Even though a simple Google search would produce it, ask for her boobs and ye shall receive, pervs: Sherry Glaser's NSFW, hairy image after the jump.</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[We Read The Weeklies]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.metroactive.com/metro"></a><a href="http://sfist.com/2007/09/20/we_read_the_wee_15.php">Last week</a>'s winner, the <a href="http://www.metroactive.com/metro"><strong>San Jose Metr...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/09/27/we_read_the_wee_16/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24308c44ad066cdcf915d7</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Aaron Peskin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Bonds]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Guardian]]></category><category><![CDATA[bike]]></category><category><![CDATA[breakdown]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[California Pizza Kitchen]]></category><category><![CDATA[classical music]]></category><category><![CDATA[contest]]></category><category><![CDATA[culture]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Savage]]></category><category><![CDATA[dining]]></category><category><![CDATA[east bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[east bay express]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ed Jew]]></category><category><![CDATA[Features]]></category><category><![CDATA[Get Killed]]></category><category><![CDATA[hipster]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kitchen]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[Metro]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philistine]]></category><category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose Metro]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Weekly]]></category><category><![CDATA[starbucks]]></category><category><![CDATA[this week]]></category><category><![CDATA[Track Bike]]></category><category><![CDATA[Weekly]]></category><category><![CDATA[WeeklyDigest]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:10:35 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry125945_thumb-thumb-640xauto-162651.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry125945_thumb-thumb-640xauto-162651.jpg" alt="We Read The Weeklies"><p><a href="http://sfist.com/2007/09/20/we_read_the_wee_15.php">Last week</a>'s winner, the <a href="http://www.metroactive.com/metro"><strong>San Jose Metro</strong></a>.  Alas!  They haven't updated their site for this week yet, and we didn't manage to snag a hard copy of the paper, so they'll have to forfeit in the Weekly of the Week contest for the week.  </p>

<p>Next up, let's call it for the <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com"><strong>SF Weekly</strong></a>.  Ephraim the Track Bike is back!  And he mentions us!  We love you, <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/news/lexington-club-violence-stories-show-anti-hipster-bias/">Ephraim the Track Bike</a>!  Did Ed Jew's people spearhead that ill-fated fizzled-out attempt to recall Aaron Peskin to try and <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/news/chinatown-power-players-behind-ed-jew-smokescreen-source-says/">distract people</a> from the woes of Burlingame's finest?  We kind of hope so!   <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/news/barry-bonds-drinks-elk-semen-lactates-shoots-hgh-in-scrotum-former-trainer-tells-all/">Cover article</a>:  Okay, this story about Barry Bonds's steroid use is fake.  The anecdote about Bonds lactating from his steroid-enhanced breasts in the dugout is where we were like, "heeeeey, !" Embarrassingly, that's about halfway into the article before we figured it out.  Also, the authors of the story ("Nic Foit and Ira Tes") anagrams to STEROID FANATIC IN.  We don't know what to do with that last n and i, we're not very good with <a href="http://wordsmith.org/anagram/">anagrams</a>.  That book about the fired ad exec who loves being a <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/culture/starbucks-saves-life-of-michael-gates-gill-tom-hanks-to-play-the-barista/">barista</a> at Starbucks.  <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/dining/pizza-smackdown/">Pauline's</a> has better pizza than California Pizza Kitchen.  <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/music/san-francisco-symphony-s-opening-gala-gives-an-indie-critic-the-night-off/">Let's Get Killed</a> explores classical music, like our <a href="http://sfist.com/philistine/2007/09/">Philistine</a>!.  And a breakdown of fake letters, by <a href="http://thestranger.com/savage">Dan Savage</a>.  </p>

<p>After the jump:  The <a href="http://www.sfbg.com">Bay Guardian</a> (anagrams to NAIAD BRA GUY) and the <a href="http://www.eastbayexpress.com">East Bay Express</a> (SEPARATES BY SEX), along with the Weekly of the Week and the YTD count.  </p><i>wait a minute</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist Pulls Muni's Strings Like Bella Lugosi in Plan 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[About 24 hours after <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/08/28/nextmunis_leaki.php">we posted about how the diesel lines were hidden from NextMuni's view</a>, guess what happened? Muni blinked; someone fli...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/08/30/sfist_pulls_mun/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2422f944ad066cdcf2165b</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:37:56 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully this will make up for how we apparently <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/08/28/muni_alert_get.php">RUINED EVERYONE'S DAY</a> last Tuesday by trying to make fun of some fucking buses. Now let's call it even and move on with our tedious lives.</p>

<p>And if you're still feeling tense, go watch the new <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=_hKwIXugCWw">Part Three of Brendad Ickson's Welcome to my Home</a>. First thank your breasts, then thank your daddy.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist Tonight]]></title><description><![CDATA[-- <a href="http://www.lavaysmith.com">Lavay Smith and Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers</a>: Not only does this "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Basie">Basie-esque</a>" outfit perform lush jazz...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/08/29/sfist_tonight_85/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2422fa44ad066cdcf21754</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[dance]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fillmore]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fort Mason]]></category><category><![CDATA[Get Down]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gogol Bordello]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hot]]></category><category><![CDATA[Joan Rivers]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lavay Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[lower haight]]></category><category><![CDATA[Magic Theatre]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York City]]></category><category><![CDATA[Nob Hill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Red Hot]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[Theatre]]></category><category><![CDATA[tonight]]></category><category><![CDATA[Underground SF]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:01:08 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry121883_thumb-thumb-640xauto-83757.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry121883_thumb-thumb-640xauto-83757.jpg" alt="SFist Tonight"><p>-- <a href="http://www.lavaysmith.com">Lavay Smith and Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers</a>: Not only does this "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Basie">Basie-esque</a>" outfit perform lush jazz and blues tunes, but the chanteuse is pretty funny in between songs. Check them out tonight at 7 p.m. at the <a href="http://www.topofthemark.com">Top of the Mark</a>, InterContinental Mark Hopkins Hotel, One Nob Hill, (999 California); $10. </p>

<p>-- <a href="http://www.magictheatre.org/season0708/joan.shtml">Joan Rivers Theatre Project</a>: Though you're sure to hear even more about her pendulous, sagging breasts, her new project is also poignantly autobiographical. Aw. Show starts at 8 p.m. at the <a href="http://www.magictheatre.org">Magic Theatre</a>, Fort Mason, Bldg. D (at Marina &amp; Buchanan); <a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=xxx&amp;query=search&amp;category=misc&amp;search=joan+rivers&amp;searchregion=sfbay&amp;genre=none&amp;beginmonth=06&amp;beginday=12&amp;beginyear=2007&amp;endmonth=06&amp;endday=11&amp;endyear=2008&amp;sortorder=0">$25-$40</a>. </p>

<p>-- <a href="http://www.gogolbordello.com/%20">Gogol Bordello</a>: New York City's LES "Gypsy punk band" (i.e., art rock) performs tonight at 8 p.m. at <a href="http://www.livenation.com/event/getEvent/eventId/264528">the Fillmore</a>, 1805 Geary (at Fillmore); $22.50.</p>

<p>-- <a href="http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.showDetails&amp;Band_Show_ID=19223855&amp;friendid=89391989">"The Get Down"</a>: This club night in the Lower Haight (ack!) offers indie-rock and punk tunes that you can dance to all night long. How delightful! Music starts at 10 p.m. at <a href="http://www.undergroundsf.com/%20">Underground SF</a>; 424 Haight; $5</p>

<p> <br>
Image: Kathrin Miller<br>
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</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hillary's SF HQ, Boobs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Self-consciously located on the none-to-glamorous Howard Street strip between Seventh and Eights Streets, yet close enough to downtown and its blue-glass splendor, Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquart...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/07/24/hillarys_sf_hq/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2434a344ad066cdcfb2d3a</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[downtown]]></category><category><![CDATA[election]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[howard street]]></category><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><category><![CDATA[photos]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:51:51 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry116964_thumb-thumb-640xauto-87925.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry116964_thumb-thumb-640xauto-87925.jpg" alt="Hillary's SF HQ, Boobs"><p>We went over to take some photos of Hillary-whipped worker bees, but as of noontime today, the place seem closed -- or rather, the door was accidentally locked or no one came to answer it; the office is, after all, on the top floor -- which is no way to (not) win an election. </p>

<p><em>(Two more glorious photos after the jump; thanks to Zombie for the tip.)</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Treasure Hunt: Spring Steel Boning]]></title><description><![CDATA[Love, valor, compassion. We always wish our new year's resolutions were more altruistic, but year after year, our desire to look better "and sexier" tops the list . On January 1st we usually pledge to...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/01/05/treasure_hunt_spring_steel_boning/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2425de44ad066cdcf39d1e</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[By SFist]]></category><category><![CDATA[By SFist Natacha]]></category><category><![CDATA[city life]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gong Li]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jessica Rabbit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Linden Street]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marilyn Monroe]]></category><category><![CDATA[new year]]></category><category><![CDATA[new year's resolutions]]></category><category><![CDATA[On January]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:21:47 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>321 Linden Street in Hayes valley is home to a <a href="http://darkgarden.com/corsets_women.asp">spectacular corsetiere</a> and her custom and ready wear corsets can give an hourglass figure worthy of Marilyn Monroe. The large showroom in front of the workshop is filled with tightly laced bodices and appropriate accessories such as embroidered purses, sparkling necklaces and ruffled panties. It is visited by brides to be in search of the perfect silhouette, historical re-enactors, waist trainers and random walks in.</p>

<p>Trying to decide which corset to try on, we grew wistful contemplating styles as varied as the curvaceous Sweetheart Victorian (its spring steel boning structure would do wonders for our posture) and the racy Arch Rival (it starts just below the breasts and ends with three sets of garters) all available in satin, brocade or leather. But our hearts went to the waist cincher, as it really zeroes in on our biggest problem area. And it is a big hit for men as well.</p>

<p>Tightly bound in a black poplin waist cincher ($235) the results were impressive. We looked less like recent corset superstars <a href="http://www.sonyclassics.com/curseofthegoldenflower">Gong Li</a> and <a href="http://www.dita.net/top.php">Dita von Teese</a> and more like our idol Jessica Rabbit.  </p>

<p>So now that we've reduced our waist by 4 inches we can concentrate on our other new year resolutions: promote world peace, purchase eco friendly light bulbs and eat as much fresh Dungeness crab as possible while they're still in season.</p>

<p>Dark Garden<br>
321 Linden Street, San <br>
Francisco, CA</p>

<p><em>By SFist Natacha</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gratefully Dead in San Mateo]]></title><description><![CDATA[A complaint was filed against the San Mateo's Coroner office recently alleging <a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-127098~Report_says_Coroner_s_Office_has__inappropriate__atmosphere.html">inappropiate ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/06/05/gratefully_dead_in_san_mateo/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24333544ad066cdcfa706b</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[election]]></category><category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Golden Gate]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[naked]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[Office]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Mateo]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Mateo County]]></category><category><![CDATA[strike]]></category><category><![CDATA[the office]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><category><![CDATA[university]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:57:15 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53110_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133238.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53110_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133238.jpg" alt="Gratefully Dead in San Mateo"><p>Foucrault, of course, denies the charges.</p>

<p>The allegations matter even more because Foucrault is <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/14716880.htm">up for election </a>as San Mateo County Coroner.  Yes, for whatever reason, there is an actual election on who gets to play with the dead in San Mateo Country (How does one run an election for that office?  Wouldn't you love to see a TV commercial? "Robert Foucault says he's an honest coroner, but would you trust him with your dead aunt Gladys?")  In light of the allegations, the President of the Board of Supervisors in San Mateo County has rescinded his endorsement of Foucrault.  Foucrault, who has been county coroner since 2000 after the death of the pervious coroner, Adrian “Bud” <strike>Melhman</strike> Moorman, is up against Stacie Nevares, a 32 year old office assistant studying for her MBA at Golden Gate University.  Nevares doesn't feel Foucrault is compassionate enough to grief-stricken family members.  Guess some people don't think a skeleton with breasts is a good way to help people grieve.<br>
 <br>
This is not the first time there's been trouble at the coroner's office in San Mateo.  In 1973, there were charges that employees were stealing things from the deceased and in 1980, the Sheriff's office took over the toxicology lab when charges of impropriety were filed.    </p>

<p>Memo to self:  don't die in San Mateo....<br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Alien Duck Update]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.ibrrc.org"></a>They came in peace, they asked to be taken to our leader -- and it looks like our leader is online casino <a href="http://www.goldenpalace.com">GoldenPalace.com</a>.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/06/04/alien_duck_update/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24333544ad066cdcfa70d0</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Commenter Matt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Golf]]></category><category><![CDATA[international]]></category><category><![CDATA[International Bird Rescue Research Center]]></category><category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerry Garcia]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pope Benedict]]></category><category><![CDATA[pope benedict XVI]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:12:25 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53105_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133243.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry53105_thumb-thumb-640xauto-133243.jpg" alt="Alien Duck Update"><p>They came in peace, they asked to be taken to our leader -- and it looks like our leader is online casino <a href="http://www.goldenpalace.com">GoldenPalace.com</a>.  </p>

<p><a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/05/25/in_a_duck_no_one_can_hear_you_scream.php">Remember</a> that awesome picture of the duck with the alien inside?  <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/06/05/ALIENDUCK.TMP">SOLD!</a> to the collectors of <a href="http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/">awesome Internet marginalia</a> for $9600 on <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Aliens-Alien-Martian-Duck-X-Ray-XRay-Mallard-Bird-ET_W0QQitemZ9524777005QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem">EBay</a>, all to benefit the <a href="http://www.ibrrc.org/alien_duck.html">International Bird Rescue Research Center</a>.  </p>

<p>GoldenPalace.com's last Bay Area purchase was <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/04/04/sfist_blotter.php">Jerry Garcia's toilet</a> (subsequently stolen before delivery).  Other recent GoldenPalace happenings include their purchase of a <a href="http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/buffetukulele01.php">ukulele</a> signed by Warren Buffett,  the <a href="http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/vwguktour01.php">UK tour</a> of Pope Benedict XVI's 1999 VW Golf, and their <a href="http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/chestad01.php">successful</a> <a href="http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/ebay_archives/chestad01.html">$52.25 bid</a> for advertising space on the t-shirt of a woman with double-D breasts.  (<a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2006/05/26/progeny_of_the_guilfency_impending.php">Commenter Matt</a>, we're looking forward to seeing what you come up with in response to this.)</p>

<p>Sorry if your bid on the X-ray didn't win, folks (or your bid on the t-shirt ad, for that matter) -- but as a consolation prize, you can still buy <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/intbirdrescue">CafePress</a> alien-duck shirts, hats, and onesies.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>