While today's elections should prove less depressing than the last presidential one, you can always use a few laughs, right?...

What are you doing today, March 14, at 1:59 p.m.? Celebrating irrational numbers, we hope -- that's when the Exploratorium, San Francisco's science museum, will be kicking off their 18th Annual Pi Day party. Because pi is all about circles, participants will learn how to make pizzas -- and because scientists love bad puns, a certain type of round baked good with a crusty top will also be served (donated by Bakers Square.) At 1......

SFist reviews Billy Crystal's show, 700 Sundays in San Francisco ...

We'll put it on the table right now: any New Times publication's chances of winning this week are greatly diminished due to that dreadful beet puree and goat cheese crap they were serving at their holiday party. It was the worst flavors of dirt, foot, and ass in food form, something so vile that it completely compromises our (heh) objectivity. You have been warned. First up is last week's winner, the SF Weekly. OK,......

Where we select choice events because to post on them all individually would take too much time. Tonight Derek Powazek and Heather Champ are hosting a little wine-and-cheese get together at Reverie Cafe to show off some of their own work and celebrate the launch of JPG Magazine. An excellent opportunity for the FBI to round up most of the photobloggers in the Bay Area for deportation to Gitmo. On Saturday, Irina over at......