<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[As - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>As - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:59:58 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/as/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Singing Guy Returns to Board of Supervisor Meetings With Aplomb]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thanks, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szHns4NtkOg">CUIP-SF</a>, for sending the following clip our way. Walter (AKA singing guy at the Board of Supervisor meetings) has returned, folks. As w...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/12/cuipsf/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24288a44ad066cdcf4fb94</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[Aaron Peskin]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burt Bacharach]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Weekly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Weekly]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:03:28 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<center><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/szHns4NtkOg&amp;hl=en">
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<p>Thanks, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szHns4NtkOg">CUIP-SF</a>, for sending the following clip our way. Walter (AKA singing guy at the Board of Supervisor meetings) has returned, folks. As we <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/03/11/newsom_must_sit.php">mentioned yesterday</a>, he was reported to have made a lauded return to the meetings, singing a parody of the <i>Flipper</i> theme song to Aaron Peskin. But while talking about <em>SF Weekly</em>'s <a href="http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-03-05/news/sf-supervisor-aaron-peskin-s-message-to-newsom-quit-attacking-me/">recent cover story</a> about the Board of Supe prez, he also croons a bit of the Burt Bacharach's awesome breakup song "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8p7tqsVeyg">One Less Bell.</a>" </p>

<p>Brilliant.</p>

<p>(You like? Then be sure to check out more of his work <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/07/11/oh_no_ed_jew_bo.php">here</a> and <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/localnews/detail?blogid=37&amp;entry_id=18460">here</a>.)</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[BLŪ In Review]]></title><description><![CDATA[As most of you know, we here at SFist are staunch vertical-growth advocates. In addition to <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/02/29/well_theyre_mov.php">One Rincon Hill</a> being visible from SFist headq...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/11/blu_in_review/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24288a44ad066cdcf4fbf6</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[apartment]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[bathroom]]></category><category><![CDATA[blu]]></category><category><![CDATA[folsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[glamour]]></category><category><![CDATA[glitz]]></category><category><![CDATA[one rincon hill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Real Estate]]></category><category><![CDATA[rincon hill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Second Streets]]></category><category><![CDATA[sleek]]></category><category><![CDATA[soma]]></category><category><![CDATA[wealth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:11:47 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151459_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197310.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151459_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197310.jpg" alt="BLŪ In Review"><p>The wait is over.</p>

<p><a href="http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2008/03/11/blu_website_updates_sales_office_rapture_to_follow.php">Curbed</a> has some gorgeous shots of the new apartment building recently erected on Folsom and Second Streets. Take, for example, the bathroom above in Penthouse Unit A at <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/10/17/blu.php">BLŪ</a>, which comes complete with marble furnishings. Isn't it divine? And divinely <em>exotic</em>? While many well-funded hipsters would cringe at the thought of, um, dropping the kids off in such an inviting space -- you know, the kinds of kids who live with roommates for a communal experience, not out of economic necessity? -- we would displace an entire continent of people to live here. It looks super nice, is what we're saying. Anyway, check out <a href="http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2008/03/11/blu_website_updates_sales_office_rapture_to_follow.php">Curbed</a> for more apartment shots and details on when you can start throwing money at them.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Coming Soon to Subways: An End to FAIL!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey, you know those <A href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sfist/2326282766/">awful flatscreen maps</a> in the subways? The ones with the confusing station names and the pixelated <A href="http://image...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/11/coming_soon_to/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24288a44ad066cdcf4fc07</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[alcatel]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[dataz]]></category><category><![CDATA[hunters point]]></category><category><![CDATA[incomprehensible]]></category><category><![CDATA[map]]></category><category><![CDATA[Metro]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[nextbus]]></category><category><![CDATA[subway]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:08:37 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As an added bonus, the NextBus maps will finally be able to listen to Muni's own (antique) system, so the estimates will be more reliable. Of course, they'll still be located down by the track, rather than at the entrance to the station -- a security precaution, according to a Muni spokesman. Muni was apparently concerned that the expensive flatscreens would suffer vandalism, which sounds like a reasonable fear to us. (For example, we've seen how nicely our property is treated <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/03/07/ip.php">when it's in Hunters Point</a>.)</p>

<p>If you're standing outside the subway, trying to decide whether to wait or walk, Muni recommends calling 311 to find out when the next train is coming (not to be confused with the useless 511, which still doesn't understand NextBus). But what about putting scrolling LED signs up near the subway entrances? They've got those hanging in bus stops all over the city, and they seem pretty vandal-resistant (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sfist/2152476709/">except when they're not</a>). Well, Muni says they might "consider various options." When our parents told us that, it usually meant "I'm busy enough already, kid" -- so we're guessing that having arrival times near the entrance is too much to hope for in the near future. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cry of the Fishmonger: Putting It All Together]]></title><description><![CDATA[hen we last wrote about the San Jose Sharks, we were wondering where the hell captain Patrick Marleau's <a href="http://sfist.com/ 2008/01/07/cry_of_the_fish_4.php"> game went</a>. It looks like he fo...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/10/cry_of_the_fish_5/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2423f344ad066cdcf297b4</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christian Ehrhoff]]></category><category><![CDATA[Evgeni Nabokov]]></category><category><![CDATA[hockey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jonathan Cheecho]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jonathan Cheechoo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota Wild]]></category><category><![CDATA[Montreal Canadiens]]></category><category><![CDATA[NHL]]></category><category><![CDATA[Patrick Marleau]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Jose Sharks]]></category><category><![CDATA[sharks]]></category><category><![CDATA[Soup]]></category><category><![CDATA[the game]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wild]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:22:34 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151249_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197130.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151249_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197130.jpg" alt="Cry of the Fishmonger: Putting It All Together"><p>Sunday afternoon they won their ninth straight game, and seventh straight on the road, against the Minnesota Wild (not, as you might guess from the uniforms, the <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=f3rkWXhcKko"> Polar Elf Sniper Brigage</a>). Marleau saved the game with one of the most spectacular defensive plays of the year, batting a fluttering shot that was deflected past goaltender Evgeni Nabokov out of the air as it was heading for an open net in the final seconds of regulation. After a scoreless overtime, Marleau scored the game winner in the shootout. Where you been all this time, Patty?  </p>

<p>The improved play of Marleau and Jonathan Cheechoo (who has been scoring goals in absolute bunches lately, signifying he's fully recovered from double-hernia surgery) has been one of the primary reasons for the Sharks recent dominance, but the catalyst was the arrival of slick-skating defenseman Brian "Soup" Campbell from Buffalo in exchange for the promising but unseasoned power forward Steve Bernier. Sharks GM Doug Wilson has been looking for an offensive-minded d-man who can lead the breakout and quarterback the power-play for many years now. Campbell is that guy. His  <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=XNGFfSawkXc">spin-o-rama goal</a> to cement the Sharks entertaining win against the Montreal Canadiens last week is going to be in highlight reels for years to come. He's also good defensively, capable of playing the body, and a good mentor for young defenseman like Christian Ehrhoff and Marc-Eduard Vlasic. He'll also be an unrestricted free-agent at the end of the year, so let's hope that Wilson can work on an extension for Campbell. Like a midwestern hot dish, the universal binding ingredient, what brings all the flavors together, for this year's Sharks is Soup.</p>

<p><em>By our hockey correspondent, Ian</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[An Answer To The Crushed Tomatoes Question]]></title><description><![CDATA[Out of a twinge of sympathy from our withered-up blogger heart, we've been trying to leave poor <A href="http://www.sfgov.org/planning">planning dept.</a> chief John Rahaim's <a href="http://sfist.com...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/10/an_answer_to_th/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2423f344ad066cdcf297ed</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:12:30 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151226_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197111.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>As for the mystery of why Farber also allegedly tossed crushed tomatoes on the [historic ceremonial fire] house's floors and walls? 

<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151226_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197111.jpg" alt="An Answer To The Crushed Tomatoes Question"><p>We're told he was drunk at the time and trying to make soup. He couldn't open the can of crushed tomatoes, so he punched a bunch of holes in it.</p>

<p>Then he got mad and tossed the can through the house, spraying crushed tomatoes all over the place.</p>
</blockquote>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[<i>Milk</i> Finishes Shooting, '70s Fashions Abound]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well, it's been fun. The trailers, the megawatt celebrity sightings, the lights, the cameras, the not being invited to cast/crew parties -- SFist will miss it all. As most of you know, Gus Van Sant's ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/10/milk_wraps_up_s/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2423f344ad066cdcf2980b</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[1978]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[cast]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[extras]]></category><category><![CDATA[fashiob]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay]]></category><category><![CDATA[gus van sant]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harvey Milk]]></category><category><![CDATA[march]]></category><category><![CDATA[media]]></category><category><![CDATA[milk]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[parade]]></category><category><![CDATA[Penn]]></category><category><![CDATA[pride]]></category><category><![CDATA[production]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Supervisor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sean Penn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Van Sant]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:05:40 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151222_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197108.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry151222_thumb-thumb-640xauto-197108.jpg" alt="<i>Milk</i> Finishes Shooting, '70s Fashions Abound"><p>Well, it's been fun. The trailers, the megawatt celebrity sightings, the lights, the cameras, the not being invited to cast/crew parties -- SFist will miss it all. As most of you know, Gus Van Sant's biopic  -- the story of assassinated San Francisco Supervisor and gay rights advocate, <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/harveymilk">Harvey Milk</a> -- started shooting in January. This past Sunday, the production came to an end. Alas.</p>

<p>For those of you who weren't able to make it to <i>Milk</i>'s final shooting, <a href="http://www.bluegrassravebackroom.com/MILK/">Bluegrass Rave Backroom</a> was at Sunday's <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/03/06/more_milk_extra_1.php">Gay Freedom Day 1978</a> reenactment to catch <i>Milk</i>'s final moments at City Hall. Above we have Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, showing off his well-sculpted arms, a cute shirt, and hit acclaimed method-acting prowess. To see some locals getting into the '70s groove, as well as some choice Muni and KRON 4 '70s signage, follow the jump. </p><i>Milk</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[<i>Girls Rock! The Movie</i> Premieres Tonight at Embarcadero]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bay Area filmmakers Arne Johnson and Shane King present <a href="http://www.girlsrockmovie.com/"><em>Girls Rock! The Movie</em></a>, a highly moving documentary about Portland's <a href="http://www.gi...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/07/girls_rock_the/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2423f444ad066cdcf298f1</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[berkeley]]></category><category><![CDATA[chicago]]></category><category><![CDATA[documentary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Event]]></category><category><![CDATA[film]]></category><category><![CDATA[girls_rock_camp]]></category><category><![CDATA[girls_rock_the_movie]]></category><category><![CDATA[heavy metal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Image Credit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[movie]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Portland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rock]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seattle]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Movie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Leanne Maxwell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:15:43 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The film also opens at <a href="https://tickets.landmarktheatres.com/Landmark.aspx?TheatreID=200">Shattuck Cinemas</a> in Berkeley today, with a <a href="http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/435283/">grand opening event</a> tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m., featuring performances by campers <a href="http://www.theasifs.com/">As Ifs</a> and Shattuck Cinemas' band Kitties, followed by a 12:30 p.m. screening of the film. Advance <a href="https://tickets.landmarktheatres.com/Landmark.aspx?TheatreID=200">tickets</a> to the 12:30 p.m. showing are recommended -- fathers take your daughters!</p>

<p>Meet some of the campers:</p>

<blockquote>Laura, an articulate, adopted Korean girl obsessed with death metal; Misty, who is emerging from a life of meth-addiction, homelessness and gang activity; Palace, a sweet-seeming 8-year-old with a heavy metal sneer; and Amelia, who's writing a 14-song cycle about her dog Pippi.</blockquote>

<p><em>Image Credit: <a href="http://www.girlsrockmovie.com">girlsrockmovie.com</a></em></p>

<p><em>See the <a href="http://www.girlsrockmovie.com/special/trailer">trailer</a> after the jump!</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[SFist Tonight]]></title><description><![CDATA[<MTInclude blog_id="24" module="Corolla: Top">]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/03/06/sfist_tonight_217/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24253f44ad066cdcf34652</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[A HREF]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Music]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brazilian]]></category><category><![CDATA[Castro Theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[Click Here]]></category><category><![CDATA[Club]]></category><category><![CDATA[Columbus]]></category><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy Club]]></category><category><![CDATA[dj]]></category><category><![CDATA[El Rio]]></category><category><![CDATA[eve ensler]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gothamist]]></category><category><![CDATA[Great American]]></category><category><![CDATA[Great American Music Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[IMG SRC]]></category><category><![CDATA[Market Sts]]></category><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><category><![CDATA[Music Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Beach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Obie Award]]></category><category><![CDATA[Outer Mission]]></category><category><![CDATA[Queer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Soup]]></category><category><![CDATA[sparks]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sponsor Corolla]]></category><category><![CDATA[Talk Soup]]></category><category><![CDATA[the Castro]]></category><category><![CDATA[theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[tonight]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vagina Monologues]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:05:14 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><mtinclude blog_id="24" module="Corolla: Top"> <br>
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<p><strong>MUSIC</strong>: As we <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/03/06/yoni_wolf_of_wh.php">already mentioned</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/whyanticon">Why?</a> is performing this evening along with <a href="http://www.myspace.com/doseoneinc">Dose One</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/cryptacize">Cryptacize</a>, <a href="http://www.sonicliving.com/artist/284575">DJ Odd Nosdam</a>, DJ Jel. </p>

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<p>*<strong>THEATER</strong>: Eve Ensler's Obie Award-winning play <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vagina_Monologues">the Vagina Monologues</a> -- featuring such monologues as <i>I Was Twelve, My Mother Slapped Me</i>, <i>My Angry Vagina</i>, <i>My Vagina Was My Village</i>, <i>The Little Coochie Snorcher</i>, and more -- takes the stage in the Castro for one night only, featuring 12 actresses reading each of the now famous acts about the vagina. The night will open, so to speak, with a spiritual ceremony of sorts, followed by an all-female dance troupe.<mtinclude blog_id="24" module="Corolla: Crest"> </mtinclude></p>

<p><i>6:30 p.m. // <a href="http://www.castrotheatre.com/s-events.html">Castro Theater</a> [Castro &amp; Market Sts.] // $25-35</i></p>

<p><strong>CLUB</strong>: Brazilian funk, hip-hop, Música Popular Brasileira (MPB), axé, samba, pagode, forró, chorinho, and batucada sounds abound in the Outer Mission tonight at this highly popular club night, <a href="http://www.elriosf.com/calendar/view_entry.php?id=837&amp;date=20080306">BraziLive</a>. Authentic Brazilian <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caipirinha">caipirinhas</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarana">guaraná</a> sodas will be served at the bar, ready and waiting for you liver. Mmm.</p>

<p><i>9 p.m. // <a href="http://www.elriosf.com/">El Rio</a> [3158 Mission] // $8</i></p>

<p><strong>COMEDY</strong>: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Sparks">Hal Sparks</a>, actor and host of <em>Queer as Folk</em> and <em>Talk Soup</em> fame, is headlining in North Beach starting tonight until Sunday.</p>

<p><i>8 p.m. // <a href="http://www.cobbscomedy.com/">Cobb's Comedy Club</a> [915 Columbus] // $20</i></p>

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<p><i>The listed events were chosen by the editors of SFist and brought to you by the <a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/N2724.Gothamist.com/B2485897.13;sz=1x1;ord=%7Brandom%7D?"> <img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/N2724.Gothamist.com/B2485897.13;sz=1x1;ord=%7Brandom%7D?" border="0" width="1" height="1" alt="Click Here">2009 Toyota Corolla</a>.</i></p><i>8 p.m. // <a href="http://www.musichallsf.com/">Great American Music Hall</a> [859 O'Farrell] // $13</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Photo du Jour 70, 71]]></title><description><![CDATA[As if you needed further proof to confirm that Pisces are batshit insane, <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/02/29/crazy_boyfriend_2.php#comments">leap year</a> babies cum serial killers <a href="http://w...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/29/photo_du_jour_7_1/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24230244ad066cdcf21c11</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Night]]></category><category><![CDATA[Night Stalker]]></category><category><![CDATA[photo]]></category><category><![CDATA[serial killers]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:58:19 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry149670_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195847.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry149670_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195847.jpg" alt="Photo du Jour 70, 71"><p>As if you needed further proof to confirm that Pisces are batshit insane, <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/02/29/crazy_boyfriend_2.php#comments">leap year</a> babies cum serial killers <a href="http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial4/wuornos/">Aileen Wuornos</a> (who would have been 52) and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Ramirez">Richard "the Night Stalker" Ramirez</a> (who turns 48) both share a birthday today. Aw.</p>

<p><em>Thanks, <a href="http://sfist.com/profile/Tendernob">Tendernob</a>, for the macabre fact finding.</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matt Gonzalez for VP, Says Nader]]></title><description><![CDATA[Usually when a Presidential candidate announces his VP choice it's either to try and help him win some state or area that could help him win or to try and strengthen an apparent weakness.  For example...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/28/matty_g_to_be_v/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24230344ad066cdcf21cf3</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[2008 election]]></category><category><![CDATA[Al Gore]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dick Cheney]]></category><category><![CDATA[George Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gonzalez]]></category><category><![CDATA[Matt Gonzalez]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[presidential candidate]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ralph Nader]]></category><category><![CDATA[the game]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vice President]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:13:20 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry149502_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195710.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry149502_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195710.jpg" alt="Matt Gonzalez for VP, Says Nader"><p>Whenever a presidential candidate announces his VP choice this early in the game, it's either to try to help him win a state, or to strengthen a weakness.  Take, for example, Bill Clinton who chose Al Gore to help him win the South.  And in 2000, George Bush selected Dick Cheney to help alleviate his complete lack of experience.  So with that, we announce that Ralph Nader's Vice President pick is our very own <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/28/BAO5VAQFG.DTL">Matt Gonzalez</a>. Yay!</p>

<p>Also: huh?</p>

<p>Obviously the choice makes sense. Nader has a well-deserved reputation as a bit of a boring drip, so Gonzalez will help him with the hipster/artist types who will instantly fall in love with our one-time mayoral candidate's dreamy eyes and foppish hair. Plus,it will also give Nader a chance to win the electorally-rich Mission and Haight hoods.  </p>

<p>As for Gonzalez? Well, we're guessing this awesome VP opportunity will help him grab lingering Nader supporters across the country. As for the almost impossible odds the Nader/Gonzalez team face? Matt says that he "has never entered a political campaign without the idea that it could be won." </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Breaking Muni News is Mostly a Bunch of Blah Blah Blah]]></title><description><![CDATA[There was a press conference today at 11am with the Mayor and the head of Muni -- no major revelations, but here's the condensed Cliff's Notes version from our guy at the event:]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/26/breaking_muni_n/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242aa844ad066cdcf610c0</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[apple]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[bus]]></category><category><![CDATA[gavin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[muni]]></category><category><![CDATA[nat ford]]></category><category><![CDATA[press conference]]></category><category><![CDATA[research]]></category><category><![CDATA[speech]]></category><category><![CDATA[study]]></category><category><![CDATA[tep]]></category><category><![CDATA[timeliness]]></category><category><![CDATA[Transit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Transit Effectiveness Project]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:50:40 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry149123_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195370.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>Gavin: Nat is as frustrated as everybody else. We want change on the margins. Eliminating bus stops. The line I take down polk never has more than 10 people; It takes 10 minutes. We will eliminate bus stops.

<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry149123_thumb-thumb-640xauto-195370.jpg" alt="Breaking Muni News is Mostly a Bunch of Blah Blah Blah"><p>Nat: This journey is complex, out of the box. Transformation process. Ontime performance, environmental issues.</p>

<p>Judy Kirshbaum: As program manager of Transit Effectiveness Project, I'll be doing more community outreach. Six more workshops coming up with public.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Our take on all this: it sounds like a good start. Eliminating stops is a great idea; eliminating entire lines would be even better. Muni's always tried to accomplish more than it's able to; and so just like anyone whose to-do list is unmanageable (or like Apple before the return of Steve), Muni needs to delegate some of its bloat to someone else, eliminate the <a href="http://www.sfmta.com/cms/malerts/ConnectedBusPilotSchedule.htm">bullshit</a>, and focus on its <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/26/MNMKV6P3I.DTL">core competency</a> of moving people from one place to another.</p>

<p>But here's what we'd  like someone to cut: lengthy, meaningless, buzzwordy speeches by officials that are just grandiose daydreams instead of specific promises. Just do the damn study, give us the damn findings, and then make the damn changes.</p><i>really</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Global Monopoly Game Embroiled in Israeli-Palestinian Conflict]]></title><description><![CDATA[In January <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/24/new_global_mono.php">we mentioned</a> a global Monopoly board game where you could vote on which cities you want on Hasbro's latest version of the popul...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/21/global_monopoly/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2426f544ad066cdcf42aa7</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[chicago]]></category><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[games]]></category><category><![CDATA[In January]]></category><category><![CDATA[monopoly]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><category><![CDATA[The World]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:24:28 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry148427_thumb-thumb-640xauto-194784.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry148427_thumb-thumb-640xauto-194784.jpg" alt="Global Monopoly Game Embroiled in Israeli-Palestinian Conflict"><p>In January <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/24/new_global_mono.php">we mentioned</a> a global Monopoly board game where you could vote on which cities you want on Hasbro's latest version of the popular board game, Monopoly Here and Now: The World Edition. Fun, right? Well, not for some. Hasbro recently removed the country name "Israel" after "Jerusalem" when it received complaints from pro-Palestinian groups. And then, you guessed it, Hasbro received even more heat from people online who noticed the only city without a country was Jerusalem. </p>

<p>Hasbro has now pulled all country names from the site. <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_8326113?nclick_check=1">According the Merc</a>: </p>

<blockquote>Hasbro issued an apology today after an employee, responding to complaints from pro-Palestinian groups, eliminated the word "Israel" after the city in an online contest to select names for a new Monopoly board game: Monopoly Here and Now: The World Edition. The company also pulled all country names from other cities on the site when even more people complained because Jerusalem was listed as the only city without a country.</blockquote>

<p>As of now, it's anyone's guess what country places like Zagreb, Vilnius, or Chicago call home. </p>

<p>Oh, and you have eight days left to vote for your favorite city to get recognition on the <a href="http://www.monopolyworldvote.com">Monopoly Here and Now: The World Edition</a>. (San Francisco comes in today at #17 as far as the write-in votes go. Let's see that number climb higher, people.)<br>
</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Leal Voted Out As SFPUC Chief, Receives $400K]]></title><description><![CDATA[Without providing an answer for firing San Francisco Public Utilities Commission chief Susan Leal, the SFPUC officially sacked her this morning after a nine-minute closed door City Hall meeting. As pa...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/20/leal_voted_out/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2426fe44ad066cdcf42f15</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[fired]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Newsom]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[public power]]></category><category><![CDATA[Public Utilities]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Public Utilities Commission]]></category><category><![CDATA[sfpuc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Susan Leal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Utilities]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:59:01 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry148194_thumb-thumb-640xauto-194582.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry148194_thumb-thumb-640xauto-194582.jpg" alt="Leal Voted Out As SFPUC Chief, Receives $400K"><p>Without providing an answer for firing San Francisco Public Utilities Commission chief Susan Leal, the SFPUC officially sacked her this morning after a nine-minute closed door City Hall meeting. As part of her severance package, she will receive a delightful $400,000. The former city treasurer was asked to pack up and get the hell out last December as part of <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/06/susan_leal_pink.php">Newsom's second-term staff cuts</a>.</p>

<p>Although word is she had to go either for not smooching the Mayor's ass enough (she ran against him for mayor), or because she was pushing for public power, even Leal herself has yet to hear a reason for her dismissal. <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/20/BAG4V5PNM.DTL&amp;tsp=1">According to the Gate</a>:</p>

<blockquote>In recent weeks, Leal's allies on the Board of Supervisors have rallied in support of her, lobbying the mayor to save her job and attempting to block Newsom's appointments to the PUC board. Leal was not present for this morning's vote, but following the meeting she said she still has not been given a reason for being fired. She plans to continue working for another 30 days..."I've gotten to the point where I could make myself crazy trying to figure out why," Leal said. "I just look at the work I've done at the agency and know that we've done some remarkable things."</blockquote>

<p><br>
That? Is cold. </p>

<p>Anyway, after being "<a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/17/defy_newsom_and.php">thrown under the bus by Newsom,</a>" the mayor will most likely have City Controller Ed Harrington fill her spot.</p>

<p>Chin up, Leal. We here at SFist wish you all the best. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bernie Ward, "Sexfairy," and Damning Evidence]]></title><description><![CDATA[As many of you know, <a href="http://home.comcast.net/~supportbernieward/site/">Bernie Ward</a>, former Catholic priest and KGO 810 AM host, was <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/17/bernie_ward_fir.ph...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/14/bernie_ward_and/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24330144ad066cdcfa5739</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[abc]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[bernie]]></category><category><![CDATA[bernie ward]]></category><category><![CDATA[child porn]]></category><category><![CDATA[child pornography]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Noyes]]></category><category><![CDATA[kiddie porn]]></category><category><![CDATA[media]]></category><category><![CDATA[porn]]></category><category><![CDATA[sexfairy]]></category><category><![CDATA[ward]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:14:59 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147337_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193872.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147337_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193872.jpg" alt="Bernie Ward, "Sexfairy," and Damning Evidence"><p>As many of you know, <a href="http://home.comcast.net/~supportbernieward/site/">Bernie Ward</a>, former Catholic priest and KGO 810 AM host, was <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/17/bernie_ward_fir.php">fired</a> from his job after the Feds hit him with charges of <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/06/holy_crap_berni.php">child pornography</a>. Although he used the <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/petetownshend1.html">Pete Townsend</a> defense that he was merely doing a little kiddie porn research, that doesn't seem to be the case.</p>

<p><a href="http://sfist.com/2007/05/02/dan_noyes_original_gangsta.php">Dan Noyes</a>, who takes on the difficult task of having to do an <a href="http://iteamblog.abc7news.com/2008/02/bernie-ward-and.html">investigatory report</a> on a former colleague, says that the initial complaint against Ward was filed by a woman in Oakdale, who chatted with him online using the screen name “Sexfairy.” During her online chat with Ward, she claims to have received an "e-mail message and pornographic material involving juveniles" from the former talk show host. <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/iteam&amp;id=5956230">ABC 7 reports</a>:</p>

<blockquote>It's Christmas week, three years ago. Ward's on his home computer using the screen name "Vincentlio." He begins the chat with "Good afternoon, mistress." The woman using the name "Sexfairy" answers, "How was your day, slave?" In explicit detail, Ward describes being humiliated sexually. At one point, he asks, "Are you going to make me feel dirty, mistress?" "Sexfairy" answers, "Yes, I am."</blockquote>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who Is "No Unlawful Sex" Guy?]]></title><description><![CDATA[As mother used to tell us, "the smaller the font, the crazier the loon." And how. <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/10/photoshop_frank.php">Frank Chu</a> seems downright lucid compared to this gentlem...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/02/14/who_is_no_unlaw/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24330144ad066cdcfa575a</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[As]]></category><category><![CDATA[frank chu]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mai Le]]></category><category><![CDATA[Market Street]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:32:12 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147342_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193854.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry147342_thumb-thumb-640xauto-193854.jpg" alt="Who Is "No Unlawful Sex" Guy?"><p>As mother used to tell us, "the smaller the font, the crazier the loon." And how. <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/10/photoshop_frank.php">Frank Chu</a> seems downright lucid compared to this gentleman, who over the years has called us every ungodly name in the book as we passed by him on Market Street. How about you? </p>

<p>Also, just who the hell is he, anyway?</p>

<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: His name, it seems, is <a href="http://www.albinocrow.com/articles/0406B_street-preachers/0406B_street-preachers.htm">Owen Bias</a></p>

<p><em>Image credit: flickr's <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44124414060@N01/2262274194/">Mai Le</a></em></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>