Results tagged “antm”

Previously on "America's Next Top Model," Marjorie delighted the Dutch locals with her charming lack of direction and poise.

Previously on "America's Next Top Model" Marjorie's humpback look trumped Sheena's hooch.

Previously on "Your Locals": Pure drivel.

Previously on "America's Next Top Model": Clip show. Feh.

"America's Next Top Model" was clip show last week, and we didn't really learn anything about Marjorie that we didn't already know, like how she's awkward. And French. And is in love with Analeigh. So let's move on to...

Previously on "America's Next Top Model" Marjorie posed as the Headless Horseman.

, and you can watch it at the Free Spirits Film site.

Previously on "America's Next Top Model" local girl Marjorie didn't do anything memorable.

This week on "American's Next Top Model" local spaz Marjorie returned to the model den triumphant, with her winning photo splashed on the wall. But no time for basking! It's time for a lesson with bendable Benny, which required the models to pose in red tubes of fabric. "Unobviously."

With the fall TV season upon us, we were looking forward to a new batch of reality TV locals to make fun of cover. First up was "America's Next Top Model" contestant Marjorie, and she brought much to mock in the season premiere. But, alas, our boyfriend TiVo decided he'd had enough of that show, and erased it before we had a chance to re-watch it for a recap. But we can tell you this: She is originally from France, came to San Francisco when she was seven or eight, and was home-schooled. French, San Francisan, AND home-schooled. To say the chick is a tad awkward is an understatement! She was totally dumbstruck when put alone in a room with Nigel, and when she does talk, she does way too much hand waving. And she also has a tendency to look like this:

Today's Reality TV Locals coverage is comin' at you in duo post style. "America's Next Top Model" and "The Bachelor" are below. Check back later this afternoon for "Top Chef" coverage!

This week's Reality TV Locals round-up will be presented in two parts for your reading enjoyment. First up is "ANTM."

Thank God. Really, thank you, God. Since it's next to impossible to remove producer and star Tyra Banks from America's Next Top Model -- we understand the difficulty in smiting a soul that clearly sprang forth from ninth circle of hell -- at least you have the mercy to replace the sweetly boring Twiggy with the exotic and more straight-heterosexual-male-friendly Paulina Porizkova.(Yay!) Now that the show has been reduced from a grotesque display of jarring anorexia to that of an inane, feel-good beauty pageant, we hope this move makes a dent in the direction that this show has taken. (Models going green? A cigarette-free Top Model house? Just vile.)