Breathe easy, San Francisco; KPIX's Mike Sugarman is paying his debt to society. According to a tipster who passed along the results of a Sunshine request, the crime baron was spotted onboard a subway train without his Proof of Purchase. "Caught red-handed," he is reported to have declared, possibly while typing a damsel to the tracks.
According to our source, the villainous fiend volunteered to do some community service -- perhaps a little song? We received no comment from the Sugarman himself (don't say his name three times or he'll appear) -- probably because we didn't ask for one, seeing as how this story actually isn't very important.
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I don't know if you care, but you've spelled his name wrong...
It's "Sugerman..."
The spelling police are calling...
His name is "Sugerman."
Carbon credit?
I watched a piece he did on the tube where he got into a pool and did synchronized swimming with what looked like the 1957 East German women's weight lifting team. I'd say he's paid his dues.
Free Mike cause:
"We'll always have Paris."
h.
typing a damsel to the tracks?
Good lord. I don't mind misspelling his obviously made-up last name, but my typing typo is the most embarrassing thing I've been associated with all day.
hey, at least you didn't accidentally post two replies!
oopsie.
I came in late.
What the fuck is this about, anyway?
Who?
Too late,
She went home with the bartender.
h.
As a regular reader and a fan of SFist, I ws flattered and a bit surprized by the item of my law breaking. Two things you should know: 1, I actually paid my fare and forgot to take the transfer out of the machine, and, 2, my name actually is Sugerman, which my parents, my wife, and my two kids, or any other member of the Sugerman family, can vouch for.
And I would love to sing with the Eyewitness Blues Band for community service...a better site is eyewitnessblues.com