The girl, named Azia Kim, showed up on campus the day before freshman orientation this school year, and told two freshmen she was a freshman having temporary housing problems due to some kind of administrative snafu and that she didn't like the roommate she'd been assigned, and could she crash in their room or in the dorm lounge for two quarters. They said yes.

The next quarter, Kim moved into the Asian-themed dorm Okada (.pdf) when someone else's roommate went abroad. Since Kim never had a key to the room or a valid Stanford ID, she would always leave the window to her room open, and climb in over the dumpster. Her roommate never noticed because she'd basically moved into her boyfriend's room that semester, but just figured Kim liked fresh air. That is so college.

After the jump: faking classes, breaking into people's email accounts, and the hilarious Stanford comment boards!