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May 22, 2007

Three Questions For A Water Connoisseur

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We're always fascinated by people that really know a lot about a subject, even if it's not one we're usually interested in. Case in point: a few years ago, the wife dragged us to a small perfume store; we left an hour later mesmerized by a man who knew more about perfume than we know about anything.

Well, we are in fact interested in water. And Michael Mascha is very, very interested in water -- and knows a ton about it. We first spoke to him at a water tasting event that kicked of the publication of his book, Fine Waters. Again, here's a guy that knows more about water than we do about anything -- and he's happy to share some knowledge with us.

1) Any thoughts on what those of us with very little water knowledge (and perhaps limited palates) can do to enjoy our hydration on a higher level?

Water is the next wine. It deserves intelligent attention and it is not a commodity but a product with a unique source, terroir and special characteristics. This is not a quest for the “best water” but rather an epicurean exploration into the differences and how those differences can be used to enhance the dining experience. Try waters with smaller bubble sizes (Antipodes, Voss, Vellamo . . .), they are not so distracting and something people enjoy when they say "I don't like sparkling water". With red meat try a high mineral content water (Vichy Catalan, Apollinaris, Gerolsteiner . . .) and enjoy the substance of the water and the way it stands up to the dish.

2) Can you tell us about the water-tasting experience that most recently blew your mind/excited you greatly?

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Borsec is a naturally carbonated high mineral content water from Romania and it is very well known and regarded in central Europe. Hard cheeses and Borsec are a perfect match. I think it has something to do with the high levels of bi-carbonates in the water that gives it a unique flavor. Another match made in heaven is soft low mineral content rain water (Cloud Juice, Tasmanian Rain, 10BC . . .) with sashimi or sushi. No other water comes close.

After the jump: tapwater!

3)In Jeffery Steingarten's book, "The Man Who Ate Everything," he has a whole chapter on how wonderful New York City tap water is. To tell the truth, we're pretty impressed with San Francisco's Hetch Hetchy water. Have you tried either? Can any tap water stand up to a specialty water? Have you found any that you enjoy?

There is nothing wrong with good tap water and New York and San Francisco are very fortunate in this regard and I enjoy both from properly maintained pipes. Tap water is for hydration. In an epicurean context, the issue with tap water is that it limits your choices to one. Even if the house wine is great, it's nice to have the choices of a wine menu to fine-tune the food pairings and we should give water the same attention.


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Comments (14)

Excuse me? F'reals? Everyone knows that air is the new water. A deep lungfull of Donegal morning sea breeze taken between March 3rd and April 12th (after peak peat burning season, but before the grass cutting starts in ernest) is the perfect companion to a nice bit of caerphilly and a brace of poached plover's eggs. Or am I just mad?

 

Fizzandpop -- hilarious. Early fave for the next Top 5.

 

I agree, extreme hilarity. Makes me wish there really were an air craze for my amusement.

 

This is disturbing...and highly mockable - but disturbing nonetheless.

This guy needs to get a real job already and stop being a hack for those creeps who wish to privatize water - a resource that is every human being's birthright.

Water is not the new wine, coffee, or tea. And it is really SICK to fetishise this life-giving resource like it was some cheap piece of food porn.

No - not just sick: unethical.

 

Clearly, no one has had a soft low mineral content rain water with sashimi or sushi.

 

Kevin, right on the money.

Btw, I'm selling bottles of fragranced airs, eau de sweaty butt is this season's top seller.

 

While I read this story, 13 people in east Africa and Central Asia died of thirst. And I died of humiliation.

Oh wait, this whole story is a joke, right? You got me good!

 

I wonder what his preferences are for ice. Cubes, chips, shaved? I need guidance, my naturally carbonated high mineral content Romanian is getting bruised in the sunlight.

 

I really wish someone would subject this guy to a blind taste test. Have him taste 10 different waters and see if he really can tell the difference. Then point and laugh when what he thinks is high mineral-content Apollinaris reserve, is actually tap water from Paramus, NJ...from [i]improperly-maintained pipes![/i]

 

Does he have any good ice cube recipies???

 

And the piling heaps of unrecycled plastic pair perfectly with this guys puckered a-hole, "lifestyles of the rich and famous" shallow aesthetic.

 

Can he sing "She Bangs" too?

 

This was the dumbest thing I've read about in a long time, and I read about Jerry Falwell just last week.

This guy is about as annoying as wine snobs. I'm gonna have my dinner with tap water and two buck chuck tonight.

 

Oh, and while we're talking about water, if anyone wants to listen to a rap song about global politics of water, listen to "New World Water" by Mos Def. Can a rap about water be cool? It can. Mos Def done did it.

"The rich and poor, black and white got need for it/And everybody in the world can agree with this/Consumption promotes health and easiness/Go too long without it on this earth and you leavin it/Americans wastin it on some leisure shit/And other nations be desperately seekin it"

 
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