Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 100. (It's all pictures and captions this week, with no dishy Catherine Bigelow text, we're sorry to report.)

Total number of people pictured whom we recognize: 14 (including Vanessa Carlton and Stephan Jenkins, Joan Chen, and a Chron reporter we see from time to time when we go out for drinks with Eve).

Minority count: 24 (24%).

Hats, capes, tiaras: 2, 0 (but 5 wraps), and 1 (counting the fabulous feathered headdress).

Getty v. Traina: 3-0 (the two big Kahunas Ann and Gordon, plus Gavin Newsom's sister representing on the Getty side. A&G pictured at right.)

Number of black eyes: 1, on Lauren Hutton.

Number of cousins of people about whom we saw a movie yesterday: 1 (Janice Mirikitani).

Other blood relatives pictured: 2 sets: Maya and Kamala Harris (sisters) and Nancy, Paul, and Christine Pelosi (parents and daughter; at separate events).

Anniversary of the SF Film Society, which occasioned a Breakfast At Tiffany's by Alice Waters: 50th.

Amount of money raised per reporter in attendance at a party to support a journalist being sued by a newspaper owner: $133.33333 (repeating). ($40,000 by 300 people)