Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 58.
Number of people pictured whom we recognize: 12. (There's a big party for the Legion of Honor's "Masterpieces of French Jewelry" show with all the Swells A names, along with Ross Mirkarimi and a bunch of Asian-Americans at a party for Norm Mineta.)
Minority count: 24.1% (14).
Getty v. Traina: 3-4 (not counting multiple mentions. Counting every mention, it's 11-8, with Dede and Gavin scoring most of the points for their respective teams. Dede is the Kobe Bryant of Swells.)
Big jewel-encrusted necklaces, mallets, shrugs. tiaras: 10, 6, 2, 0.
Number of big street signs being carried by Gavin Newsom: 1.
Dermatologist Seth Matarasso count: 1 (reprising his story about rescuing Carole Shorenstein Hays's diamond earring.)
Dodie Rosenkranz count: 1.
Charlotte Maillard Shultz count: 1.
Number on the Giants jersey that Charlotte Maillard Shultz made Gavin Newsom present to the mayor of Osaka.: 50, to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Osaka-SF sister city relationship.



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