February 20, 2007
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Peter Ragone: "Too bad I threw away my BlackBerry. I could be using it to comment on SFist right now."
Gavin Newsom: "You were just using it to text SFist Elaine. She doesn't like you, man."
Peter Ragone: "How do you know that? She was way into me at Ruby Skye."
Gavin Newsom: "She's into everybody. Did you see what she wrote about Mirkarimi? Dreamy, my ass. I'm McDreamy! Look at my hair."
Peter Ragone: "You're just butt hurt because she told you to get a new stylist."
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Another possibility is:
Gavin: "This is the most boring meeting of all time. I should of stayed in my pajamas in bed"
Peter: "I thought you said you sleep naked?"
Gavin: "Not anymore."
In other pajama related news...
That Chick is still in her pajamas Day 31 on the pajama watch.
Why does the phrase "butt hurt" seem so apt? Too damn funny.
or how about:
Ragone: Look, all I'm saying is keep your rocket in your pocket while you're down at Delancy street - that's all I'm saying.
Newsom: Whatever, "dad."
Peter: Hey, is that Rita from SFist over there?
Gavin: Shut up and pay attention. That bastard Luke Thomas is watching us.
Peter: Dude, that's totally her. When this meeting is over, I'm going to go kick her ass.
Gavin: If I could fire you without starting another shit storm, you would be so gone by now.
Off-screen Voice: This concludes lesson one of the Sensitivity Training Intensive, "When Sharing Is Not Caring." My assistant, Jodi is currently passing out note cards and pencils. Please jot down a personal experience of something you shared that hurt someone else, and hand it back to Jodi. Does anyone have any questions?
Peter: That Jodi looks awfully familiar, don't you think?
Gavin: I'm not looking.
Peter: Hey, wasn't there a picture of her in her underwear snorting coke on your cell phone? Good thing I had to delete a few of those when I uploaded my picture on it.
Gavin: Thanks, Pete, you're such a pal. I see some catastrophic sick leave in your future.
hehe these captions are all hilarious, keep it up!
Voice from stage: "Now, while we're using a banana in this demonstration, the principle is the same."
Talk about beating a dead horse. Get over Peter already SFIST! It is as if nothing else is going on in the world, you are all worse then the Anna Nicole coverage, and speaking of that are you all in compition?
WWR
Gavin: Peter, I've got some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Peter: Hmmmm... let's have the bad news.
Gavin: You're fired!
Peter: I'm fired? What's the good news?
Gavin: I'm schtooping the secretary!